Hot Cross Buns

Hello, we've been trying to contact you about your car's soon-to-expire warranty. 

 

This week, the boys were tired bois, at least Jaymi and Carrington were. Regardlessly irregardless, we pressed on, because we could not let you, the wonderful, beautiful, hilarious listener, down. So we started with the hot topic of "1 Gorilla vs 100 Men", it was brain-deadening. After that, Clyde showed up, but with a twist! We played hypothetical trivia and then fell asleep smiling. It was beautiful. Thank you for listening. You may be making questionable decisions by doing so, but hey, at least we're here together. 

 

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Another week has passed, and yet another week has gone by. Hot Cross Buns has been released, time to watch our brain cells die.

 

No editors "Did You Know" this week, this episode was very annoying to edit, so suffer. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!! Love you, muah!!

 

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This one got a little heavy on the inuendos, sorry? 

 

I'm done. No more descriptions. From now on, I'll just write about interesting facts in history. Did you know Nordic Runes have more meaning than just being a letter? Each individual "letter" also has profound spiritual, emotional, and social meaning. The rune making the "S" sound in Elder Futhark, for example, also means sun or victory. Over time, especially after the Viking age, the language used by Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians diverged from each other due to outside cultural and religious influences, with runes dying out almost entirely, except in Sweden, where they were used until the 1800s! I just like the idea of letters inside of names having more, and deeper meaning than just their phonetic sounds. The Vikings were sick. Thank you for listening!! Also, if you read this, look up what the letters in your name mean in Elder Futhark. It's pretty friggen cool. 

 

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We yapped, and that's pretty much it.

 

 

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I think the title speaks for itself, wouldn't even need a description, plus nobody reads these things. So let's do some odd facts sharing. Facts telling? I'm gonna learn you some facts. Did you know in the 14th century during the black plague, many parts of Europe killed off dang near all of their cat and dog population? The belief was that since these animals carried fleas they had to be the source of the plague, and black cats have always been surrounded by superstitious weirdness. Ironically, this made the spread of the disease much worse, since the humans took away the natural predator of rats, which were the actual carriers of the plague, LOL am I right? Anyhowsers, thanks for listening and reading, nerd. Love you. 

 

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This week, it was lively, maybe a bit too lively. Things were said, comments were made, and we might not come back from this one. We'll be fine though, right? We start off with our normal humdrum, Jaymi prattles on forever about some sacred tangent he had. Cameron talks about deporting everyone who has caused him minor inconvenience, and Carrington just sat there and giggled uncomfortably like a corporate stooge does. After that we get into the games, there are two, both were fun, but you'll have to listen to see what they are. That's listener retention babyyy!! Thank you for listening!! Please high five your dog for me. 

 

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Maturing is being able to hold multiple emotions at the same time. - Jaymi Cross

 

Hi, we hope this finds you well, not in a well, but more in the internal sense of the word. This week on your favorite podcast it was a blast, Jaymi talked and talked and talked about having a second podcast while Carrington and Cam just have to sit and listen as they are being betrayed. Then Clyde(your friendly neighborhood astral traveler) possessed Jaymi as payback for his betrayal. Other than that its more of what you expect from the three of us, giggling, poop jokes, and talking crap about celebrities. Thank you for listening, now go kiss your valentine. 

 

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Hello, welcome to the land of fantastic wonders and made-up words!! This week, we talked to Cam about alllllll the countries he's been to, he is the most traveled of all of us after all, and hence the coolest. Honestly, we talked about that for most of the time, all the atrocities that happen in other countries, like TikTok being banned in some of them! How do people even live?!?! After that, we discuss Marvel movies, nerds one and all. Jaymi called Wonder Woman a Marvel character and surprisingly went un-flamed. Then we finish it by making fun of Joe Rogan, because why not mock the most famous podcast on the planet! That about sums it up, just another wacky, wild, weird podcast. Thank you for listening, remember to comment down below, we definitely read them. 

 

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Happy Birthday Cam, you're obviously the funniest. 

 

This week on the #1 podcast, we return to our roots. What are those roots? Well, it's the place we grew from, the place we call home. That place is sitting in a room, talking about absolutely nothing, but also, everything, simultaneously. Honestly, it's a skill, so you're welcome. We start off by talking about homeless people in Russia, and around the world, that's right we're international like that. Next, Jaymi had something I'm sure, he probably talked for a while about how cool his baby is or something like that, I tune him out constantly at this point so I don't remember. After that, we play a game. A game of wit, whim, and wisdom. You'll see, it's hilarious. Thank you for listening!!! Have a spectacular day, unless you're a mean person. If so, I hope you dump coffee on your pinky toe. 

 

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Merry New Year and a happy Quoismas to all!!! 

 

This week, we found Cam. We never lost him, or at least a third of us never lost him, but now we all found him. He was in your closet the whole time. After that, we explored the world!! That's right, we explored the WHOLE WORLD!! Rather, we explored some weird and downright disturbing Holiday traditions from around the world. There are goats, spiders, giant man-eating cats, and roller skating!! After that, Cam tries to do a year in review, secretly just wanting to talk about how much fun he had this year, silly bald guy! This has been a phenomenal year for the podcast. We definitely haven't "pushed" to grow, but yet you're all still here and that is insane. Thank you for continuing to share this experience with us, it's a blast to share it with you. Now go laugh!!

 

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