Hot Cross Buns

Maturing is being able to hold multiple emotions at the same time. - Jaymi Cross

 

Hi, we hope this finds you well, not in a well, but more in the internal sense of the word. This week on your favorite podcast it was a blast, Jaymi talked and talked and talked about having a second podcast while Carrington and Cam just have to sit and listen as they are being betrayed. Then Clyde(your friendly neighborhood astral traveler) possessed Jaymi as payback for his betrayal. Other than that its more of what you expect from the three of us, giggling, poop jokes, and talking crap about celebrities. Thank you for listening, now go kiss your valentine. 

 

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Hello, welcome to the land of fantastic wonders and made-up words!! This week, we talked to Cam about alllllll the countries he's been to, he is the most traveled of all of us after all, and hence the coolest. Honestly, we talked about that for most of the time, all the atrocities that happen in other countries, like TikTok being banned in some of them! How do people even live?!?! After that, we discuss Marvel movies, nerds one and all. Jaymi called Wonder Woman a Marvel character and surprisingly went un-flamed. Then we finish it by making fun of Joe Rogan, because why not mock the most famous podcast on the planet! That about sums it up, just another wacky, wild, weird podcast. Thank you for listening, remember to comment down below, we definitely read them. 

 

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Happy Birthday Cam, you're obviously the funniest. 

 

This week on the #1 podcast, we return to our roots. What are those roots? Well, it's the place we grew from, the place we call home. That place is sitting in a room, talking about absolutely nothing, but also, everything, simultaneously. Honestly, it's a skill, so you're welcome. We start off by talking about homeless people in Russia, and around the world, that's right we're international like that. Next, Jaymi had something I'm sure, he probably talked for a while about how cool his baby is or something like that, I tune him out constantly at this point so I don't remember. After that, we play a game. A game of wit, whim, and wisdom. You'll see, it's hilarious. Thank you for listening!!! Have a spectacular day, unless you're a mean person. If so, I hope you dump coffee on your pinky toe. 

 

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Merry New Year and a happy Quoismas to all!!! 

 

This week, we found Cam. We never lost him, or at least a third of us never lost him, but now we all found him. He was in your closet the whole time. After that, we explored the world!! That's right, we explored the WHOLE WORLD!! Rather, we explored some weird and downright disturbing Holiday traditions from around the world. There are goats, spiders, giant man-eating cats, and roller skating!! After that, Cam tries to do a year in review, secretly just wanting to talk about how much fun he had this year, silly bald guy! This has been a phenomenal year for the podcast. We definitely haven't "pushed" to grow, but yet you're all still here and that is insane. Thank you for continuing to share this experience with us, it's a blast to share it with you. Now go laugh!!

 

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Merry Early Christmas!

 

This week we talk about pretty much everything but Christmas. We lost Cam and with no direction things got a little out of control. This included lots of bathroom talk which is apparently what Instagram is interested in. We also touch on strange patents and Jaymi tells us about Percy's love of chicken. Man that boy loves chicken! Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy the sode!

 

 

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Compliments are fun to give but are sometimes not so fun to receive sometimes, maybe.

 

This week on the cast of the pod, we literally just did questions, like that is it, we did do a bunch of stuff inside those questions, but it was mainly questions. One of those things was calling out the character traits in each brother, it was, uncomfortable. There was swearing and just general unrest having to sit and listen to the other two shower you with compliments, I mean who likes hearing good things about yourself?!? We may need to work on that. After that we dipped into Not Cross Buns, then continued on with questions and our regular moronic, flashy, sense of humor, it was great. Thank you for listening and laughing, you laughed right???? LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!!

 

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Do something that scares you every day, and you will be a little scared every day, or something like that.

 

This week, we turned into a politically incorrect political podcast. Not really, but that sounded funny. We talk about politics more than usual for this podcast, but hopefully, we sprinkled enough funnies in there to keep our comedy status. Honestly, that was most of the meat and potatoes of this podcast, think of it as a serious, sometimes unserious, episode. After that, we discuss how badly the people we love can hurt us(HAHAHA), and how little sleep action movie characters sleep, It's a weird conversation but whatcha gonna do bout it? Let us know what you thought about a more serious episode, we hope it was at least interesting or thought-provoking, sometimes we actually think before we speak. Amazing!! Thank you for listening, turkey day is coming. 

 

 

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Rise so high, in mud you lie. So take a shower idiot. 

 

Hi, we talk about a lot in this episode, like 50 different subjects in one hour. So how about we mention what we don't talk about. The election doesn't come up, because we're so near-sighted we forgot it was even gonna be over when this comes out. We don't talk about space, because why would we? Lastly, we do not mention the insane social implications that WWII had on the world. I know you will all be sad about that but hey, we're just three white dudes with a podcast, go google it. Have fun this week, but maybe take an extra 3 minutes before you make that social media post. Thank you for listening!!

 

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Once again, your favorite podcast is back, bringing all the pertinent information and social irregularities to light. It will save your life. First off, Carrington's got a beef, a big ole stinky beef with the entire driving population. Hide your driver's licenses because he's coming for them, and he doesn't ask more than twice. Well, maybe sometimes he'll ask three times, but that's the max, usually. Next up, Jaymi brings up a time-old question that started back on the Ark with Noah and his family. That being, what is the correct response to someone knocking on the bathroom door while you're taking care of, business? Should you ask a question back? Ask how their day is going? Maybe crack the door to shake their hand? Don't worry, we'll give you the answer, just sit back and learn. Last off, we play a quickly coordinated game of hypothetical trivia, which went swimmingly for being put together in .69 seconds. Nice! Thank you for listening, if you made it through this bombastic fantastic episode you are truly a strange one, and that makes you special! whether in a good way or not is yet to be seen. 

 

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The strongest combatant of the darkness is not raw power, but the light, so night lights should be mandatory. 

 

This week on your favorite podcast we all had a case of the giggles. We giggled talking about Cam's new Tesla, and the weird things people believe about the cars. We giggle at Carrington's voice cracking every time he spoke. We giggled whenever Jaymi did anything because we allllll know he's the funniest, or whatever. We played the Change Game, I'll let you decide how it went. Overall it we had a ton of fun, and we hope you did as well. Thank you for listening!!!

 

 

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