Hot Cross Buns

Of 2025, gotcha nerd. 

 

This week, it's all about what we're keeping and what we're throwing into the garbage. Those tight pants? garbage. You're longing to learn how to thumb wrestle like a world champ? Git it outa here. Protein? Inject that into your cranium. We also took the time to gaslight and bash each other, as we usually do. No one cried, surprisingly, so I think we're all growing internally, yay!! We hope you all enjoy your Holiday season, and you remember to always use your blinker. Thanks for listening!!

 

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Merry almost Christmas!!! This week, we did not, in fact, lock in at all. There were games, there were laughs, and there were a lot of edits, thanks, Jaymi. Listen until the end to discover some phenomenal ideas for new Christmas traditions. We hope you all have as much fun at your Christmas get-togethers as we did recording this episode! K LOVE YOU BYYYEE!!

 

 

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Batman begins, or has he returned? Either way, in this episode, The Dark Knight Rises to the challenge of stepping up to the mic and telling us all about his tithing and his flap. After that, we kind of go all over the place, from Carrington's obsession with running to an amazing war joke told by Cameron that the boys completely ruin. We wrap up with a wonderfully weird game from Jaymi, who has finally decided to start contributing to the podcast. We had a great time recording this, so we hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening!! You get 10 points if you caught the Batman references at the beginning, nerd.

 

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Cam gone. Carrington writing description. Florida, Christmas Lists, Dance, Game(do you even know me bro!?)

 

Thanks, 

Carrington Cross

 

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Our Titles read like someone from the 70s wrote them. Someone who did a lot of experimenting with plants, and maybe acids. Speaking of experimenting, Jaymi decided to experiment this episode, not with substances, but with how little he opened his huge mouth. Well, he lasted for about fifteen minutes with the experiment, but we're proud of him all the same, or at least his wife is. Other than that, it was a pretty run-of-the-mill episode. Talked about poop, hot dogs, why we'd hire ourselves, and why we would never hire Jaymi. We did play a really great game at the end, but big shocker, Jaymi ruined it. So yeah, hopefully Jaymi didn't ruin this podcast for you like he did for me. Hope you come back, I'd understand if you didn't cause of you know who. I guess this is goodbye. Thanks again for sticking it out this long. I hope you can hold on to the good times Carrington and I have given you. 

 

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Hello mother friender, hey, hi, how ya durn. 

 

We did it, we recorded a podcast and didn't mess up the recording!!! Unfortunately, the episode that we finally record correctly is so peanut-heavy, I'm pretty sure we're going to set off some people's allergies. Keep that EPIPen on you, stay strapped. We begin on a topic near and dear to Carrington's heart, cylindrical foods. He loves them so much, he wants to create a new way to eat them!! Granted, I love the idea, but I think it's a little suspicious. Next, Jaymi brings us our yearly science lesson, once again related to peanuts; just can't get enough of those little guys. After that, we play a game; it goes swimmingly per usual. Thank you for listening. Don't forget to check your closet. 

 

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Hello, welcome back to your regularly scheduled idiocy. This week, we're all about profiling. First, we'll profile you by what car you drive, whether you're kind, not kind, or even if you like to eat warm ice cream; we just know. Next, it's all about the size of balls you like. Basketballs, golf balls, and softballs, to be a little more specific. We have discovered a groundbreaking scientific algorithm relating the size of said balls and how huffy you get while playing said sports. Prepare to be absolutely flabbergasted. Thank you for listening!! Somehow, there are still a lot of you, friggen little weirdos. 

 

 

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This week, we bring you a more serious side of the Hot Cross Buns universe. Sit with us as we process thoughts of current events from this week, and just throw around ideas about the world we live in. For me(Cam), this is one of the most important parts of my life, having a group of people I trust to shoot holes in my ideas or check me in my thought process. We hope you enjoyed this unscheduled change to our regularly scheduled podcast. Please reach out with any thoughts this provoked in that big beautiful brain of yours, we would love to hear feedback as well as continue the discussion!  Thank you for listening!!!

 

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Salutations, 

 

Did you know, China and India fight each other with sticks? There is a stretch of about 150 miles on the border of the two countries that is disputed, so naturally, they have troops positioned on said stretch of border. However, the two countries have a treaty signed that says they are not allowed to use explosives of any kind, so no bullets, grenades, or other 21st-century weapons. Instead, they use sticks, rocks, and riot gear whenever the troops get a little rowdy. Which happens often because both countries suffer from little-big man syndrome, apparently. Sounds like my kinda Tuesday night. Thank you for listening, or whatever. 

 

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Hello, friends and enemies. All of you are here to listen, and listen you shall. No tears will be shed, only farting, giggling joy!! There will be games and there will be gold falling from the air, watch your head. This may sound like another place you've heard of, don't worry, check your pulse, you're still on this plane of existence. You've just been whisked away to a hotter, crosser, and bunzier time zone. Thank you for being here with us. It gets boring talking to myself, which I'm currently doing. Help. 

 

 

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