Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns 115: Batman, Clyde, Word Association

Bippitiy boppity boo. You're going to laugh and probably poo.

 

This week in the world of Cross, we had two whole guests!! Both were unexpected and neither were asked to be here, but they showed up, yay? First, we had Batman, the Dark Knight showed up and saved the day, answering questions and giving top secret information on his bat suit. After that, we laughed and cried, and then Clyde showed up for noodle twister so we just cried more. Following that, our noodles were pretty twisted so we just finished up with a short game and called it a night, we did not last long after that twisting. As always, thank you for listening, smiling, and being a part of our madness. See you next time ya big ole softy!!

 

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Hot Cross Buns 114: Would You Rather, Music Festivals, Did You Like That?

Hello Neighbor,

 

Get ready to laugh out loud, because it's time for your favorite podcast!!! We start with Jaymi trying to turn us into an ASMR podcast, it lasts about 11 seconds but he still tried! Next on the unseen agenda we play Would You Rather, brought to you by a sprinkle of the internet and Cameron! We got off the rails quite a few times in this episode, we saw some rabbits going down their trails and we could not leave them unfollowed. The wilderness must be explored!! Thank you for listening, see you star side!!

 

 

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Hot Cross Buns 113: Olympics, Banks, Printing Money

Happy anniversary!! 

 

This week on your favorite podcast, we didn't talk about much, you could just skip this one. Now that all the gullible ones are gone, we actually talked about soooooo much, got em. We start by breaking down the Olympics, sport by sport, going over every detail of the rules and regulations. Friggen got you again, didn't I!? we actually just talked about how bad we would be at every sport, but in an entertaining kind of way. Other than that, it was pretty chill. Just go listen! 

 

I doubt it's anyone's anniversary actually.

 

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Hot Cross Buns 112: Politics, How White Are We, We Play Volleyball

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 

 

This week should be tagged as an educational podcast honestly. We learn Jaymi's voting is restricted only by whether the candidate plays golf or not(just kidding?), and we learn just how white we actually are, spoiler; we are very very white. We are also proud to announce that we are now athletes, terrible athletes, but athletes nonetheless. Other than that it's the same old same old. Carrington got a dog and is also waiting to hear back from the internet to see what "cookies" are. Sit down, grab a big ole glass of milk, and try not to snort, I dare you. Thank you for listening, also thank you for reading this if you got this far. I try to make you laugh from reading these as much as you laugh from listening to the episode, its a low bar. 

 

 

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Hot Cross Buns 111: Blues Clues, Carrington's Questions, Fact or Cap

A short time ago, in a galaxy very very close.

 

three brothers take on the immense challenge of catching your tiny, itty bitty, TikTok abused attention span. They begin with a guaranteed ear catcher, Blues Clues!! Next up, our handsome adventurers take a journey to their next destination, Carrington's questions, where they are overcome with trepidations and trials. After that, and a quick poddy break, they start a game of wits between them, FACT OR CAP!! Will they succeed in catching your attention? Will they make you giggle and fart? Listen and find out, if you dare. 

 

Thanks for listening or whatever

 

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Hot Cross Buns 110: We Bring the News, Hyperbolic, the Debate

Hi,

 

This week on the World Famous Podcast, we've got fire, we've got lions, and we actually have neither of those. We start off straight away with bringing you the most irrelevant and mind boggling news you ever done heard. After that it's a little foggy, but I know we discussed many hilarious and sad things, including the presidential debate. Thank you for enjoying our chaos, we enjoy doing it for you. Muah, goodbye.

 

 

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Hot Cross Buns 109: Carrington's "Camping", Carrington's Questions, Carrington's Buns

Push it, push it real good. My question is, what are we actually pushing?

 

This week, Cameron gets the big boy chair, because Carrington is gone and we fiiinally get to party!! We start off low and slow, as low and slow as two autistic cheetahs go, but still. Some truly wonderful people asked Carrington some questions, since Carrington declined to attend, Jaymi and Cameron stepped up to the plate and answered in his stead. The answers were about as accurate as a Stephen Hawking free throw attempt, dilly dilly!! Next up is a surprise, so, just listen ya dingus. After the monumental surprise, Jaymi brings a very boring news story, and surprisingly we talked about it for forever and it ended up being hilarious, to us at least. Thank you for listening you gorgeous specimen. 

 

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Hot Cross Buns 108: Jaymi is Here(and Brit), Smarter Than an Eighth Grader, Potatoes

Welcome home, glad you could join us.

 

This week we rejoice our favorite cracked out brothers return! That's right Jaymi has returned, and brought our FAVORITE(and only) sister with him! There's lots of chatter about our new nephew Percy so get ready to here about allllll his poops and pees, it... is... riveting. Brit helps us play a new game, then we go ham on potatoes, you'll be hungry by the end as long as the poo and pee doesn't put a damper on that. Just another run of the mill Wednesday morning, enjoy the rest of your week, we know we will! Thank you for listening, you're as beautiful as you could be.

 

 

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Hot Cross Buns 107: Jaymis Gone(finally), Livin on a Sign? Chicken Nug.

We did it, no clue what, but I'm sure we did it. 

 

Hello, Jaymis gone and we didn't even care, we did just ffiiinne without him and enjoyed every second, don't miss him at all!! Other than that we didn't really talk about much, basically just rejoiced for the piece and quiet for once and how their new baby was soooooo cute. Honestly, don't even listen, just go message Jaymi and tell him congrats, maybe he'll get the hint and just never come back. I think we'll just kick his big stupid head off the podcast, that'll show him he shouldn't have abandoned us. Thanks for listening, please come back Jaymi.

 

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Hot Cross Buns 106: Pretzel Dogs, Alien Loving, Livin La Vida Velveeta

Hello mother hubbard hey hi how ya durn.

 

Have you heard of the new, cutting edge cheesy delicious item coming from your favorite block cheese company? Well if you haven't you're about to because we cover it(in depth) this week on the number one podcast!! We also get down into the nitty gritty on a very important subject, something near and dear to our hearts! Which kiss is the most intimate! Now this might seem like an obvious answer, but believe me, we can overcomplicate anything. After our journey into the Song of Solomon, we discuss a couple other subjects of different levels of importance, solving each with panache and poise. Want to know more? Well then go listen ya cheese head(sorry Wisconsonians). Thanks for listening, love you, no you, no you hang up, k.. bye.

 

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